Month: February 2013

Meet Westminster dogging slut Wendy for a night of fun

You might not think that there’s a lot of Westminster dogging going on, but you’d be wrong.  It doesn’t matter where in the UK you are, or how unlikely dogging seems to be, there are always people like me (complete slut) who want to go dogging and demand to have some action no matter what may happen.  Dogging is the new thing, and I’ll tell you what, it’s pretty fucking good.  I go dogging every weekend if I can, and I always come home very satisfied indeed.  Are you into dogging?

It doesn’t matter if you’re not, I just wondered.  I am actually just looking for a couple of guys to slut around with in the week to be honest, in the evening when I can’t get any dogging action without having to travel miles to get it.  So I figured, place an advert here and see if there are a few guys that would consider travelling to my place for a quick one every now and then.  I don’t have a boyfriend or husband, I live alone, and I have a wardrobe full of slutty clothes and underwear just waiting to be shared with a horny guy who wants no strings sex with a stranger.  Once you’ve had me you’ll be back I guarantee it (if I’ll have you that is).  My only stipulation is that you’re not a weirdo and that you have a fully functional cock; I’m not a sexual health professional and have no desire to help men who have erection problems!

Bored slut wife Jessica needs some fun

How do start something like this?  I’ve never written an adult advert before.  Rotherham bored wife looking for no strings sex during the day.  That sounds about right doesn’t it?  I suppose it does.  Well there you go then, that’s me.  I am a slut wife living in Rotherham, who wants to meet strangers for no strings sexy fun.  I am so desperate for a good fucking I can barely hold myself in.  If I don’t get my hands on some decent cock soon I’ll explode; honestly I will.

My husband is alright, he just doesn’t have what it takes to keep up with me.  I’ve told him that what he provides is enough, but it’s nowhere near good enough.  I know that it would hurt him to realise that he can’t satisfy me, he’s older than me and not very good at it to be honest.  This is why I want to get some more.  I won’t leave him ever, so this would have to be a no strings (strictly) relationship and on my own terms, not yours.  If this doesn’t interest you then move on.  If it does then please do get in touch soon, I don’t think I can take it anymore to be honest.  There’s only so much a dildo can do you know!

Cheating slut seeking an illicit encounter

My name is Erica and I’m a Barnsley cheating wife.  I am actually qite proud fo the fact that I cheat on my husband too, so if you don’t have much of a conscience you can always meet up with me and have a good shag!  I want only an illicit encounter or several!  LOL!  I do not want any kind  of relationship.  That means, I won’t be joiing you for a dinner daet following our sex, I won’t be calling you on the phone, you won’t be calling me on the phone, and in fact we will have no other contact other than hardcore sex in my bedroom.  That’s what I call an illicit encounter, don’t you?

You see, I love my husband and would never consider leaving him for anyone.  I just want more sex in my relationship.  Heaven knows it’s hard enough living in Barnsley!  Being a Barnsley cheating wife seems to be the only way to keep myself truly happy with everything.  So, if you think you’ve got the balls (and I like them big and full) then get in touch with me at your earliest convenience for some no rules, no strings sex!  I’m waiting for you.  By the way, don’t keep messaging me if you don’t get a reply.  I get loads of messages and I don’t get time to answer all of them.  Chance are that if I don’t message you then I’m not interested.

Older Swansea slut loves her nylons

I’m Penny from Swansea.  I’m an older lady.  I don’t think I come under the MILF category, but I’m not sure.  I’m in my 50s but I’m still well horny and up for anything I can get my hands on (preferably a nice young cock if I can).  Being a Swansea older lady is a distinct advantage when it comes to having casual sex with younger men.  I find that the majority of them don’t know the first thing about fucking, even though they might think they do.  They always leave me knowing a little bit more.  You don’t get to my age without learning a few tricks to keep the men in your life happy you know.

Talking of which, there are no men in my life at the moment (permanent ones anyway).  So if you had any concerns about that you can forget it.  You can also forget wanting a relationship with me, I’m not interested.  I’m into nylons in a big way, and I’m also into dressing up in sexy outfits and uniforms.  I am a big believer in the fact that if you’re going to have casual sex with a stranger, then you may as well let yourself go a little!  I intend to let myself go thoroughly when I get my hands on even more guys out there.  Let’s have some fun.

Who fancies a casual encounter with Sarah?

I’m Sarah and I’m a Stafford chubby single girl looking for sex with a number of different strangers if at all possible.  Until recently I’ve been pretty new to sex, despite my age, and I’m keen to get as much experience as I can whilst I’m still young.  It’s not hard to find a casual encounter I know, but I don’t want to do the whole going out and finding a man thing; I don’t like the going out scene much to be honest and not only that, I can’t really afford the cost of clubs and all the drinks etc.

Besides all that, I want my casual encounter to be one that isn’t fuelled by booze or drugs or anything like that.  I’d like to meet someone, get to know them briefly, and then take them back to my flat and fuck their brains out.  As I said, I’m still experimenting with sex and there is so much I have left yet to learn.  I am a willing student of sex and if you have what it takes to give me a good time, without any strings (I can’t stress this enough!) then please do get in touch with me as soon as you can; I think I might implode if I don’t get my hands on some cock soon!

Nuneaton couple love hard group fucks

My name is Ursula and I’m writing this advert for myself and my partner David.  We’re a Nuneaton couple who are looking to break into the no strings adult dating/sex scene.  I’ve been into it for a while, but now David has expressed an interest and he’s totally cool.  We really want to organise or get involved with a group fuck or something like that.  We’re always looking at gang bang porn and there is nothing more we would want than to actually do it ourselves.  Not video or anything (although if any of you were up for it we probably would)

We’re both in our 30s and ready to experiment with total commitment to our goal.  To have a great group fuck would be awesome with my partner.  As I said, I’ve been in gang bangs in the past on my own with several others, and I’ve had a killer time.  I love meeting new people, as does my partner, but we don’t want to start up any kind of wife swapping thing or anything that resembles a relationship.  It’s really just the group fuck we want to do together.  So if you know of some people who are like minded, like no stings sex and would like to get together with a new couple on the scene please do get in touch.  We are genuine people, with genuine goals and this is just one of them!

Married Preston wife Grace WLTM kinky swingers

My name is Grace and I’m one part of a happily married couple that is currently seeking a group of swingers in Preston to hang out with (quite literally!)  This Preston married couple are prepared to travel a little if we need to, but we’d rather be in Preston if we can because we both work here and need to be around for this and that.  We’re free most weekends and ready to get into the swing of things!  My usual sense of humour is much better than that I can assure you!

My husband’s name is Barry and we want to make it very clear that we are both very committed to the swingers scene and don’t want you to be worried about discretions etc.  We’ve been part of the swingers scene for a number of years before we moved to Preston from Rayleigh in Essex.  We know the dos and don’ts, and we’re desperate to find a group of like minded people, or just another couple we can swing with.  It’s loads of fun if you haven’t tried it.  Perhaps if you’re new to the idea then we can help you out with it.  Please get in touch and we’ll soon be having lots of fun together.

Chubby Milton Keynes mom wants sexy fun

My name is Mary and I’m a Milton Keynes mom who is looking for some sexy fun with men from in and around the area.  I’m not a slag or anything, I just think that I should be allowed my taste from all the fellas out there.  I want to have no strings sexual relationships please, and that does not mean being able to tell me what to do or where to go and with whom.  I have been down this road with my ex and I am no longer interested in a relationship like this.
That said, I’m a fun loving and very happy person who does not get hung up on what people are and what they look like etc.

I am a very accepting individual and I’ll gladly spend sexy time with you whether you’re tall, short, black, white, chubby or thin.  It’s the person inside that counts.  And there is one particular thing on the outside that’s important to a very sexual relationship of course; and this had to work properly!  LOL!  I hope we understand each other perfectly, I’m not making it too difficult am I?  So when you’re ready for a little extra fun with a Milton Keynes mom like me, get in touch and we can meet up to discuss where you want to take this thing.  Personally, I’d like to take it to the bedroom, but the lounge and the kitchen are fine!  LOL!

Worthing housewife seeks adventurous fun

My name is Sally and I’m a vivacious babe who wants more out of life than to simply clean the fucking floors and behind the fridge when I’m bored!  I am an adventurous person deep down and I need to fully explore this to it’s full potential.  My husband isn’t adventurous at all and this frustrates the shit out of me to be honest.  Because of this I have assimilated his outlook on life and his idea of enjoyment and become little more than a Worthing housewife that spends her days in the hairdressers or the supermarket!  That’s no life at all is it?  I simply can’t live like this anymore and I demand to have some sex in my life.

Well, actually, in all honesty I’m already getting sex from my husband, but it’s not enough, and it’s not very good.  He knows the buttons etc, but he doesn’t press them often enough to keep me interested, despite my efforts to turn him on with sexy lingerie etc.  I want a man who can take me and fuck me across the kitchen table and then do it again before I’ve managed to catch my breath.  I want an adventurous man who will go down on me when I don’t even know it and bend me over the kitchen sink and give it to me harder than I can handle.  I think I might be getting carried away, but you get the idea I’m sure.